I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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