yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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