fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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