you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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