pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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