I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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