I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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