Pregnant stripper...not hot.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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