Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
