: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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