out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We are all done wearing pants today
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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