and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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