I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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