Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
this is an emotional support booty call
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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