I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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