In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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