I just made out with a guy for $7.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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