yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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