how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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