4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
He did a backflip because drugs
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
