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(631): View more from New York

woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell

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(914): View more from New York

all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(703): View more from Virginia

My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"

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(540): View more from Virginia

BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?

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