Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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