OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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