Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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