hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Randomize