Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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