Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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