You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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