hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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