Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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