we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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