Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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