Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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