Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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