Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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