i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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