good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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