Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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