After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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