i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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