Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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