Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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