I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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