i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just blew my weed a kiss
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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