Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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