no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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