I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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