Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
do herpes really smell.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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