Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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