im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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