Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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