Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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