Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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