They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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