We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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