If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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